[r] my cat is licking my hand lol

[CAEDMON]

fuck this desert. elias doesn't like deserts. especially when they're hot. and dry. which is like, always. so elias always hates deserts.

he takes a swig from his large water bottle, gargles it, and spits it back in. disgusting, but the only way to survive. save me. he thinks grumpily, taking a sip from a separate canteen of beer.
2tsunz

[2tsunz]

Alcohol dehydrates you, actually. I'm so thirsty.

Thalia was not thirsty, because she had a blastoise. #blastoiseprivilege

They trundled across the desert together.

"Do you see someone?" she asked blastoise. He grunted.

CAEDMON

[CAEDMON]

yes, alcohol does dehydrate you. i know that. you know that. thalia knows that. but elias is a goddamn idiot.

he stares at the figure walking towards him a screams to her loudly. "do you have any chocolate!?"
8SfOZ2ZQ <60 elias hallucinates
2tsunz

[2tsunz]

Bring me a glass of water.

"Why would I carry chocolate in a desert?" Thalia yelled back. "It would melt!"

CAEDMON

[CAEDMON]

"uuuuuuugh." he moans, rolling his eyes. but after they've rolled, they open wide again, and his smile turns to a grin.

"any candy at all?!"
jugJzb4q <50 elias thinks thalia is his mom
2tsunz

[2tsunz]

"...I have trail mix? And energy bars?"

CAEDMON

[CAEDMON]

elias stares at her harshly, as if insulted by her very presence.

"what are you, a grandma?"
tWqskao1 <50 elias thinks thalia is his grandma
2tsunz

[2tsunz]

"A grandma who knows how to survive in the desert, yes. I've had my share of near-death experiences in this place. No more."

She frowned at his beer.

CAEDMON

[CAEDMON]

elias checks her out. belches.

"you look pretty." he giggles.
2tsunz

[2tsunz]

"Yeah, I know. You need to stop drinking beer in the middle of a desert."

She dug around in her pack.

"Do you want an energy bar?"

CAEDMON

[CAEDMON]

"you know what?" he blinks, and stares at her.

energy bar! ooh, elias loves those! yum yum. he nods and opens his mouth. he mutters a barely audible "feed me. like a bird." through his open mouth.
igMwI_ka <30 elias thinks he's a bird
2tsunz

[2tsunz]

Elias was really lucky that Thalia had a paladin complex a mile wide.

She unwrapped the energy bar and jammed it in his open mouth.

CAEDMON

[CAEDMON]

"thank you" he says, mouth crammed full. he hugs thalia around the waist like he's five years old and is silent for a minute.

"do you have any chocolate?" clearly, there's something besides the alcohol bothering him.
2tsunz

[2tsunz]

Thalia suffered it. Again: paladin complex.

"I don't have any chocolate," she said. "Are you okay?"

CAEDMON

[CAEDMON]

"of course i'm okay, silly goose!" elias says to her, patting her on the shoulder. "i'm just tired." he yawns. "i'll see you in the morning, carolyn."

something is very wrong.
2tsunz