did you think i was joking [r]

[vertigo]

J was sleeping.

<50 J realizes what is going on and wakes up

2tsunz

[2tsunz]

Thalia was having a wonderful dream where she was sitting at a table full of endless food. No cursed huntail to be seen.

<50 thalia drools on j

vertigo

[vertigo]

J continued to sleep, oblivious to thalia close by his side.

<50 cursed huntail triggers again

[2tsunz]

Thalia had no idea she was soon to be cuddling a corpse.

<50 thalia wakes up

!!!!!!!!!

Thalia's paladin complex kicked in. Time to save him (again) !

She tried to perform the heimlich or w/e.

[vertigo]

J coughed, breaking out in extreme cold sweat. thalia's curse had indeed been something monstrous, tasty huntail or not.

<50 heimlich works

2tsunz

[2tsunz]

Thalia stared at J for a minute, making sure that he wasn't going to spontaneously start dying again, before she went back to sleep.

<50 thalia has a nightmare and kicks in her sleep

vertigo

[vertigo]

J couldn't sleep after nearly suffering a death by cursed huntail. he sat in a corner of the tent, deciding to smoke to while away the time.

<50 tent is on fire

[2tsunz]

Thalia awoke to the smell of smoke.

"What the actual fuck."

vertigo

[vertigo]

J glanced at thalia. "not me," he said. he had long since put out the --

oh fuck


lv?? flash fire
?? + tickle

"what is that thing."

a shadow lurked outside their tent. it seemed like a creeper, and J unzipped the tent to see a heatmor breathing fire on their tent.

2tsunz

[2tsunz]

"Why doesn't it stop happening?"

Thalia tried to shoo the heatmor away. "Get out of here."

Thalia used double-slap.

vertigo

[vertigo]

"beats me."

J exited the tent and gripped the heatmor with vicegrip, which caused it to be hit by thalia's doubleslap. the heatmor used bind on thalia.

it would kidnap the princess!!

2tsunz

[2tsunz]

Thalia squealed in a princess-like, albeit extremely undignified manner, as the heatmor tried to carry her away. She thumped uselessly on its back.

"Don't kidnap me! Kidnap him! He's much prettier!"

<50

vertigo

[vertigo]

the heatmor dropped thalia at once and went to bind J.

<50 freed

well, fuck.

the heatmor had a solid grip on J.

[2tsunz]

Thalia landed heavily in the dirt. Fuck, that hurt.

She was very tempted to lay on the ground and go back to sleep and let J handle this but--sigh.

Thalia got to her feet.
Thalia used attract on heatmor.

"P-put him down and leave please. I saw a nice lady heatmor trundle by a half an hour ago."

vertigo

[vertigo]

the attract worked on he heatmor. it promptly dropped J - "..." he said, as he hit the sands - and waddled over to thalia.

it stared at the female, then shook its head. it didn't want a nice lady heatmor. it wanted thaliaaaaaaa

2tsunz