This world is inhabited by creatures that we call pokemon. People and pokemon live together by supporting each other, but now the scourge threatens the safety of the entire region. Kohaku has become a dangerous place, where children stay at home and only brave souls go adventuring.
Welcome to KOHAKU. Come for the nightmares. Stay for the tea and crumpets.
The season is SUMMER. It is easy for survivors to forage for food from the land, as there are entire abandoned farms ready for harvest. On the downside, you can smell the corpses.
swarms
GRAND OPENING !
Welcome to KOHAKU REGION's grand opening! If you're interested in joining, come check out our grand opening giveaway!
k5QwCDtt 1 - 30 it's a plushie 31 - 60 it's an impostor 61 - 90 it appears, laughs at them, and disappears 91 - 94 shamees disappears 95 - 100 it's real and they can keep it
With another explosion of smoke, and the sound of trumpets playing in reverse (somehow), Shamees was gone. His desire for entertainment had apparently been satisfied.
Thalia caught the terrakion plushie and squeezed it.
"Maybe we should have asked for a steel type," she said. "Then you could have had a plushie Jirachi. I'm sorry."
"A legend states that Jirachi will make true any wish that is written on the notes attached to head when it awakens." Thalia rattled off, sounding suspiciously like she was reciting from an encyclopedia.
"Of course it also sleeps for a thousand years, so maybe our wish should be to be brought back to life when it finally gets around to granting it."
jirachi was cool, then. granting whatever was written on a paper stuck to its head when it awoke. that was really nice. but yes, thalia was also right.
"... maybe you could ask for it to wake up a bit earlier. you could write more than one wish."
"money buys slowpoketails and fine delicacies. many more things too."
J walked back over to the vending machine. shamees may have disappeared, but the machine did not. he poked it once or twice, mostly out of curiosity and boredom.
J nodded, but quickly found himself involved in a new conversation.
"please don't poke me," said the machine.
J stepped back at once, his eyes narrowed at the vending machine. "sorry?" he said, "what the fuck."
the vending machine preened itself as well as a vending machine that dispenses shamees photobooks could. "how would you like it if if i poked you right in the stomach?" it said, "not once! twice! twice!"
"what the fuck," J repeated. he had experienced many strange happenings in his life on kohaku, but never had he seen a machine that was sentient.
oXLHVvyO >50 the vending machine objects to profanities
The vending machine puffed itself up in indignation.
"I would kindly ask you refer from using such vulgar language about me!" it shrilled. "As if the indignity of being prodded at by some sort of warm fleshsack isn't enough!"
YuQA|Gpg < 50 the vending machine attempts to punish J
Shamees gifted them a Terrakion.
