This world is inhabited by creatures that we call pokemon. People and pokemon live together by supporting each other, but now the scourge threatens the safety of the entire region. Kohaku has become a dangerous place, where children stay at home and only brave souls go adventuring.
Welcome to KOHAKU. Come for the nightmares. Stay for the tea and crumpets.
The season is SUMMER. It is easy for survivors to forage for food from the land, as there are entire abandoned farms ready for harvest. On the downside, you can smell the corpses.
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0PPq9EQZ <50 J is subjected to a jet of boiling water <50 same, except cotton candy <50 same, except shamees moving photos <50 same, except ice cubes
boiling water and cotton candy made for a terrible mixture. the combination of both assaulted J mercilessly, but he remained standing, face forced into a picture of calm.
"fuck you," he said to the vending machine, before attempting to punch it into submission.
1-30 it's dented 31-50 does nothing 51-70 it's sent flying across the arena 71-90 does nothing 91-100 it explodes
The resulting scene happened in front of Thalia's eyes in what felt was one long endless moment. She watched the vending machine vomit water and cotton candy all over J, watched J retaliate by punching it until it exploded.
YLV_uxkd < 50 resulting explosion reforms the shape of this part of the dream world
The cloud of fire and shrapnel expanded and passed over Thalia, though she was not burned. When the smoke had passed, the two of them were now--
1 - 30 underwater 31 - 50 a world of cotton candy 51 - 70 post apocalyptic wasteland 71 - 90 valhalla 91 - 100 vending machine warehouse
J wasn't as lucky as thalia. he suffered from burns and cuts from the explosion, and was thrown quite the distance away from ground zero. by the time the dream world reformed, J was still lying on the ground, his chest heaving with his breathing. he was quite injured, but for some reason, remained alive.
the area J and thalia were had reformed into a flower field within the expanse of a hall that overlooked a city. a glowing figure clad in armor stepped forth. neither of them could see its face, but the hand that extended was undeniably female.
"my einherjar," said the valkyrie, "we fight for odin."
for some reason, J's shield and thalia's staff had emerged in their hands.
0RSPWenv 1-10 ragnarök doesn't happen in the thread 11-30 ragnarök happens in three posts from now 31-50 same, but four posts from now 51-80 same, but five posts from now 81-100 ragnarök is already upon the world
(( conveniently they talk about two human survivors in ragnarök so at least we live ))
Roua4cLz <50 internal injuries <50 coughs up blood <50 J kind of looks like two-face right now
"soon you will," said the valkyrie. she turned, and the gates to valhalla opened. she beckoned for J and thalia to follow her.
J watched her retreating figure, before gingerly pressing a hand to his face. it didn't feel like he was touching something that was supposed to be a face. the sensation was completely unlike it, and at this point, J was fairly certain that the explosion had done something to his appearance.
he withdrew his hand. he was probably bleeding and there was shrapnel stuck in his face, but at least he didn't have half his face smashed in by a volatile vending machine.
"should we follow her?" he asked thalia, "if only to see who this odin person is."
J took a step forward, before coughing up blood and falling to his knees.
"I don't think you're going anywhere," Thalia said, hovering behind J like some large, pink-feathered mother hen. "Even if this is just a dream."
< 50 fire in their vicinity < 50 a horde of eos they know appear as the enemy > 50 agents < 50 fenrir breaks loose
And then Ragnarok was apparently upon them. The walls of the city below them were suddenly lit with flame, and a mighty army fell upon the hall. Valkyrie and the gods turned to meet them in battle. A wolf howled.
no sooner than he had said the word, war was unleashed upon valhalla. cities were set afire and armies attacked the hall. the valkyrie from before and her comrades turned upon the armies; the einherjar loyally fought for odin's cause, and several already fell under the might of the opposing army.
J gripped his shield tightly. he was at a loss for words.
a wolf trooped closer to them, its padded paws making no noise against the fields. its eyes homed in on thalia and J, but it did not strike. yet.
_LNIPB1Y <50 shamees-loki makes an appearance <50 he comes with gifts <50 he comes to make them an offer <50 his mienshao are sleipnir-like (don't ask)
Much like an STD, there was nowhere Shamees wasn't, even after you thought that tube of cream had gotten rid of him. You were wrong.
Shamees had a ridiculously shit-eating grin on his face. His mienshao swayed behind him in a solemn procession, bearing chests wrought of gold and jewels, heedless of the carnage behind them.
"I see you've found yourselves in a rather interesting spot," he said, clapping his hands together. "All bruised and battered with nowhere to run. Gods are very careless with their toys, aren't they? They've put you in a pickle and now they're too busy to attend to you."
The mienshao shuffled before him.
"Luckily, I am on your side. I'm here to offer you a token of my goodwill, in exchange for a little proposal."
shamees's arrival didn't seem to surprise J in the least. he glanced from shamees-loki to thalia and to the eight-limbed mienshao. it was quite the sight against a backdrop of combat and carnage. J shifted.
that was all the cue shamees needed. he snapped his fingers, and the gold and jewels from the chest started leaping out of them in procession. J was certain he was seeing things by now, except when the first gold bar tapped his lower calf and talked to him that he felt that he ought to give shamees the benefit of the doubt by now.
'feed me money,' the gold bar demanded. 'feeeeeeed meeeeee!' it hissed before exploding into a shower of confetti and glitter. the rest of the gold and jewels did the same.
fenrir sat down at heel near shamees, its eyes staring adoringly at its master's face.
"what proposal?" J asked, but no sooner than the words leave his mouth that the chest of treasures magically replenish themselves and the sound of trumpet fanfare bellow over the screams and howls of warring factions.
b3TczlMg <50 shamees takes them to mctauros amidst the war <50 the mienshao give J and thalia a balinese massage <50 shamees cracks a joke
Once again, the world shifted. This time there was a distinct lack of smoke, explosion and impact injuries though.
Thalia was now sitting in a McTauros booth. Shamees' mienshao scuttled to the counter--it was empty aside from the three of them--and ordered food, before returning with a tray laden high with McDoubles, fries, and chicken nuggets. An option for everyone!
"It would be rude to conduct a business transaction without offering to feed you," Shamees said, swirling a fry in ketchup. "I'm here to extend to you the once in a lifetime offer of fighting for the right side in Ragnarok. My side."
"Some might say my side meddles," Shamees said. "But I find that rather hurtful. The truth is, I do what I must do. As do we all."
He seemed rather pleased with how many do's he had squashed into those two sentences.
"And so I continue down my path. Which happens to oppose that of the lovely Valkyrie you encountered earlier, but what does it matter do you? You're just here to repopulate the world after we finish slaughtering each other. Which side you have fun on before that is inconsequential."
Thalia choked on her McDouble bite.
6Dptpsqo > 50 fenrir takes a nip out of someone's leg in boredom > 50 J < 50 thalia = 50 shamees
J reacted violently. whether it was to fenrir taking a happy nibble out of his leg or at shamees's suggestion remained unknown. the trainer stared under the table at the wolf, who panted comically at J. it reminded him of shamees, who was sitting across the table.
tentatively, he pulled his leg away. and then he tossed a few chicken nuggets to the wolf and called it a day.
"repopulate the world. okay. so why do we even have to take anyone's side."
"Well you don't have to. The contract stipulates that you'll survive regardless. But just sitting out and watching everything happen isn't very fun. I thought you had more spunk."
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The resulting scene happened in front of Thalia's eyes in what felt was one long endless moment. She watched the vending machine vomit water and cotton candy all over J, watched J retaliate by punching it until it exploded.
