This world is inhabited by creatures that we call pokemon. People and pokemon live together by supporting each other, but now the scourge threatens the safety of the entire region. Kohaku has become a dangerous place, where children stay at home and only brave souls go adventuring.
Welcome to KOHAKU. Come for the nightmares. Stay for the tea and crumpets.
The season is SUMMER. It is easy for survivors to forage for food from the land, as there are entire abandoned farms ready for harvest. On the downside, you can smell the corpses.
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"The contract between both sides," Shamees explained. "It clearly states that a human man and woman will survive Ragnarok and repopulate the new world that arises. You two were the lucky ones chosen. Don't you ever go to the library? This is RELS101 stuff."
Odin squeezed himself into the booth next to J, downing half his beefburger with one godly bite before slurping his soda.
"Unbelievable," he said. "Young gods these days. No concept of Ragnarok's inherent dignity and sorrow, they just want to get drunk and fight like it's an end of the world party."
He noticed Fenrir.
"Oh--"
Rk5w|tyW < 50 fenrir fulfills his raganarokly duty
Perhaps the chicken nuggets had appeased him for now. Fenrir's tail thumped against the floor as he looked at Odin.
"is this real history?" J asked thalia as quietly as he could.
fenrir happily barked and waited for scraps from the table. J fed it more nuggets and had the mienshao served more. (the eight-legged cats seemed happy to serve.)
the mctauros's mood hadn't changed for the better since odin stepped into the room. he finished his beefburger and soda, and went for a second burger. ("no soda for me, frigga will have my head if i do.")
4vic6os8 <50 frigga is here to control odin's meals <50 thor comes with a storm <50 hel pays a visit
Thalia tried to remember any of her elementary school history classes. The memories were kind of fuzzy but--
"I don't think so," she whispered to J.
She ate a french fry. Why not? They were there. And it was just dream food. The worst that could happen was she'd die from it and wake up. Which was starting to not look like a bad option, honestly.
0t5hc_a| < 50 nidhug
Odin thumped his fist against the table as the dragon blew the roof off the McTauros.
"You're late!" he yelled, spraying beefburger. "Now we can get started!"
> 50 fighting < party
Suddenly the gods seemed a lot less silly and more bloodthirsty.
J had a feeling that once the mctauros started falling into shambles, things weren't going to go well. the dragon hissed and clawed down at the inhabitants in the establishment. odin had somehow converted shamees-loki's sleipnir cats into his own warriors.
"no," shamees barked, and the mienshao turned to face him again. they did not forget so easily.
t7nf1qVU <50 fenrir performs its duty
the wolf pricked its ears upon hearing the carnage outside and promptly upset the table J and thalia were seated at. it sprang off the ground and caught odin within its jaws, dragging him to the ground before mangling him.
"JESUS CHRIST," Thalia shrieked as Fenrir flipped the table in his sudden haste to accomplish his Apocalyptic duty. A arc of disgustingly warm blood from Odin's throat sprayed over her and she gagged, lying dazed for a moment on the floor.
There was a sound of shattering glass, and a hoarse yell. Heimdall had finally caught up with Shamees, it seemed, and in his haste had ignored a) the open door and b) the lack of a roof as entrance methods in favor of bulldozing his way through a window.
h1rnFb9h < 50 shamees is winning their battle > 50 heimdall
Freyja, meanwhile, pulled up in her cat-drawn chariot and looked put out. She had no contract obligated appearance in Ragnarok. All she had to do was show up afterwards and keep the noble art of sacrificing to the gods alive. She'd only wanted a McFlurry.
Surveying the unfurling carnage with disdain, Freyja decided to...
J too let out a yelp of surprise at fenrir's behavior. he leapt away from the wolf as it lunged at odin. fenrir glanced up from its successful conquest, blood dripping from its fangs.
BUp2X2c_ <50 attacks thalia
fenrir went back to its meal of fallen nuggets and unwanted burgers. yum.
shamees smashed heimdall's face with a chair and let out a manic cackle. he was having fun fighting heimdall, who seemed to be no match for his lithe and elegant moments.
meanwhile, J was approached by freyja batting her eyelashes at him.
"what?" he asked the goddess, raising an eyebrow. "can't the mienshao get you something?"
<50 shamees-loki finishes off heimdall <50 jormungandr vs thor
Shamees was far too graceful, deadly and composed to let out a yell of victory as he defeated Heimdall, but he did grind the other god's skull into the ground with a satisfied look on his face as he finished him off.
Freya leaned over at J, arms pressed together to highlight her very nice pair of breasts in the classic V pose and basically purred: "What I'm hungry for isn't on the menu."
with both heimdall and odin down for the count, fenrir let out a small bark and padded over to shamees to beg for a treat. its tail wagged expectantly as it glanced up, puppy eyes shining in the roofless mctauros.
meanwhile, a couple of mienshao tended to thalia by giving her a blanket. it wouldn't do for one of their two chosen humans to remain half-dead by the time ragnarök was over.
J stared at freyja and tried not to look at her chest. "kalos fried combusken is next door," he said, as calmly as he could in the face of a goddess.
Thalia sat up. She saw Heimdall's skull in pieces across the floor, Fenrir sitting at Shamees' feet like a lapdog and Freya trying to climb J like a tree. She laid back down immediately.
Shamees scratched behind Fenrir's ears and tossed him one of Heimdall's fingers.
Freya pulled her shirt down an inch.
"Not quite that, but I was thinking of something just as hands-on, actually," she said. "Picture a...meal...for two." She extended one slim hand to place on his forearm.
the sleipnir-mienshao placed blankets over thalia and offered her cigarettes and nice, warm drinks laced with rum to tide her over while the war raged on.
fenrir panted happily and rubbed its head against shamees playfully. it nibbled at heimdall's finger and waited for more.
J remained occupied with freyja's forcing herself upon him. he tried to shirk away her hand as subtly as he could without resorting to other measures. "a meal for two," he said, "you eat a lot, then." he stepped away, his actions tentative and cautious.
Thalia gorged herself on the rum, lighting a cigarette in between swigs. If she got so drunk that she passed out in the Dream World, would she wake up in real life? She could only hope.
Fenrir began licking bits of Heimdall's brains off the tile floor. Shamees looked like a proud father.
Even Freya could take a hint. Her eyes flashed.
"Doth thou thinkest thyself above me, mortal, that you would reject the Queen of Beauty herself?"
"It isn't in your contract, but there's nothing preventing it from happening either! You're free to get up to whatever and whomever you want during Ragnarok."
Thalia looked back blankly at J, equally baffled.
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